twatfaced vs wastey

twatfaced

adj
  • fucked, pissed, drunk as a skunk 

wastey

adj
  • getting drunk close to being wasted 

  • too fat, as opposed to meaty 

  • soft as a result of getting overripe 

  • Protein brought out more of the muscling and red meat before the cattle got too wastey with too much fat. 

How often have the words twatfaced and wastey occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )