twerp vs twirp

twerp

noun
  • A fool, a twit. 

  • A small or puny person; one regarded as insignificant, contemptible. 

  • A person who can be bullied playfully, or easily teased. Sometimes used as a pet-name (often for a younger sibling). 

twirp

intj
  • An imitation of the sound of a bird or a horn. 

How often have the words twerp and twirp occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )