cheeser vs twirly

cheeser

noun
  • A senior or geezer. 

  • A conker, especially one with a flat side. 

  • A small spool that is used in the finishing stage of yarn-making. 

  • A jovial greeting. 

  • An inmate of a borstal who tries to ingratiate himself with the staff. 

  • A broad gleeful grin. 

  • Someone who is immature. 

  • Someone who adds cheese to a pizza in an assembly line. 

  • A particularly strong-smelling fart. 

  • A cocktail sandwich made with cheese. 

  • Someone who makes or sells cheese. 

twirly

noun
  • an old age pensioner or other elderly person, especially one using public transport. 

adj
  • coiled or curly 

How often have the words cheeser and twirly occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )