two sandwiches short of a picnic vs unschooled

two sandwiches short of a picnic

unschooled

adj
  • Inexperienced; not having developed skill or knowledge in some area. 

  • Not schooled; not having been to school. 

How often have the words two sandwiches short of a picnic and unschooled occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )