cactused vs up the creek without a paddle

cactused

adj
  • Featuring a cactus or cacti. 

  • Broken; ruined; no longer working, more recently especially related to a technical system. 

  • In trouble, screwed. 

up the creek without a paddle

How often have the words cactused and up the creek without a paddle occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )