piss slit vs urinary meatus

piss slit

noun
  • The external urethral orifice; the opening on the tip of a penis from which urine and semen are excreted. 

urinary meatus

noun
  • The external orifice of the urethra, from which urine is ejected during urination and semen is ejected during ejaculation. 

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