fruitless vs useless as tits on a boar hog

fruitless

adj
  • Unproductive, useless. 

  • Of a diet, etc.: without fruit. 

  • Bearing no fruit; barren. 

useless as tits on a boar hog

adj
  • Ineffectual, pointless. 

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