acquire vs vart

acquire

verb
  • To get. 

  • To sample signals and convert them into digital values. 

  • To contract. 

  • To gain, usually by one's own exertions; to get as one's own 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words acquire and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )