blockhead vs vart

blockhead

verb
  • To behave in a stupid manner. 

  • To perform as a human blockhead. 

noun
  • A stupid person. 

  • A sideshow performer who hammers nails or similar items through his or her nostril into the nasal cavity; human blockhead. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words blockhead and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )