buffoon vs vart

buffoon

verb
  • To behave like a buffoon 

noun
  • One who acts in a silly or ridiculous fashion; a clown or fool. 

  • An unintentionally ridiculous person. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words buffoon and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )