doink vs vart

doink

noun
  • A joint (cannabis cigarette). 

  • A fool; a jerk; a worthless person. 

verb
  • To bounce after a collision. 

  • To have sex with. 

vart

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

verb
  • To queef. 

How often have the words doink and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )