goof vs vart

goof

verb
  • To engage in mischief. 

  • To make a mistake. 

noun
  • An error made during production which finds its way into the final release. 

  • A foolish and/or silly person; a goofball. 

  • A mistake or error. 

  • A child molester. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words goof and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )