nark vs vart

nark

verb
  • To complain. 

  • To stop. 

  • To annoy or irritate. 

  • To serve or behave as a spy or informer. 

  • To watch; to observe. 

noun
  • An unpleasant person, especially one who makes things difficult for others. 

  • A police spy or informer. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words nark and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )