procure vs vart

procure

verb
  • To acquire or obtain. 

  • To obtain a person as a prostitute for somebody else. 

  • To induce or persuade someone to do something. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words procure and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )