twit vs vart

twit

verb
  • To reproach, blame; to ridicule or tease. 

  • To ignore or killfile (a user on a bulletin board system). 

noun
  • A foolish or annoying person. 

  • A reproach, gibe or taunt. 

  • A person who twitters, i.e. chatters inanely. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words twit and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )