twonk vs vart

twonk

verb
  • To hit or slap. 

noun
  • Nonsense; rubbish. 

  • A stupid person. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words twonk and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )