veal vs wanker

veal

noun
  • The female genitalia. 

  • The flesh of a calf (i.e. a young bovine) used for food. 

verb
  • To raise a calf for meat production. 

wanker

noun
  • A penis. 

  • Someone who shows off too much, a poser or poseur; someone who is overly self-satisfied. 

  • An annoying person. 

  • An idiot, a stupid person. 

  • An ineffectual person. 

  • A very informal address used between friends. 

  • A person who wanks. 

How often have the words veal and wanker occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )