anus vs wastoid

anus

noun
  • An impolite, unpopular, or unintelligent person. 

  • The lower orifice of the alimentary canal, through which feces and flatus are ejected. 

wastoid

noun
  • An absent-minded or vacuous person. 

  • A person with a drug or alcohol addiction. 

  • A person regarded with contempt; a loser. 

How often have the words anus and wastoid occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )