asswipe vs wastoid

asswipe

noun
  • An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person. 

  • Toilet paper. 

wastoid

noun
  • A person regarded with contempt; a loser. 

  • An absent-minded or vacuous person. 

  • A person with a drug or alcohol addiction. 

How often have the words asswipe and wastoid occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )