choad vs wastoid

choad

noun
  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

wastoid

noun
  • A person regarded with contempt; a loser. 

  • An absent-minded or vacuous person. 

  • A person with a drug or alcohol addiction. 

How often have the words choad and wastoid occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )