erm vs welp

erm

intj
  • Used to express embarrassment or subtle disagreement. 

  • Used in hesitant speech, or to express uncertainty; um, umm. 

welp

intj
  • Well, typically used to express exasperation, a matter-of-fact or unenthusiastic attitude, or helpless acceptance of something surprising. 

How often have the words erm and welp occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )