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with one's dick in one's hand
vs
with one's pants down
with one's dick in one's hand
prep
In a state of being unprepared, powerless, or idle.
with one's pants down
How often have the words
with one's dick in one's hand
and
with one's pants down
occurred in a corpus of books?
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