no kidding vs you don't say

no kidding

intj
  • Said in response to an obvious statement. 

  • An exclamation of amazement. 

you don't say

intj
  • Really?; no kidding!; is that so? (sometimes used sarcastically in response to the obvious) 

How often have the words no kidding and you don't say occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )