no shit vs you don't say

no shit

intj
  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, shit. 

  • An ironic response to a statement of the obvious. 

  • An exclamation of amazement or disbelief. 

you don't say

intj
  • Really?; no kidding!; is that so? (sometimes used sarcastically in response to the obvious) 

How often have the words no shit and you don't say occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )