please vs zing

please

verb
  • To make happy or satisfy; to give pleasure to. 

  • To desire; to will; to be pleased by. 

adv
  • An expression of annoyance or impatience. 

  • Said as a request to repeat information. 

  • Used to make a polite request. 

  • Used as an affirmative to an offer. 

zing

verb
  • To address a witty insult or comeback to. 

  • To move very quickly, especially while making a high-pitched hum. 

noun
  • A short high-pitched humming sound, such as that made by a bullet or vibrating string. 

  • A witty insult or derogatory remark. 

  • Zest or vitality. 

  • Pleasant or exciting flavour of food. 

intj
  • A high pitched humming sound. 

  • Used to acknowledge a witty comeback, a zinger. 

How often have the words please and zing occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )